because andy said so

wow jennie. you are one hot bitch. i wish i could do you, asap. i want your body. do me with a piece of pizza in your mouth because i know you are hungry and that is what you want to eat. so since i love you so much, i will go buy you pizza from the place that sells pizza. todd is trying to keep the house clean and neat because he likes the penis in the pooper that is the hot carl with the mustache. but lauren and todd are fighting and she's just messing around and it makes me sad because they're not aware of whats going on and they will get angry at each other even though they don't mean it because they are drunk. todd is not coherent either because he had been drinkimg. when lauren yells she sounds like a emergency because she kinda squeals like she was impailed with a cirulean crayon and i don't know know how to spell that color but i liked it because it was a cool blue color and it was kinda turquoise but derek is making fun of me because he th inks he's a hetero but you know what? he's a gay faggot-wad and sometimes when we make love he wants to be like, jennie, let's do it up the pooper and i'm all like, no derek, i don't like it in the pooper but i think he only likes it in my pooper because it has to do with tv. i think i also feel kinda bad because even though they'r e drunk. i feel like todd and lauren are angry at eadh oth er but like they are mad because they thing each other is mad ateach other. buty i dfon't think that is how it is because todd likes her a lot. i think he loves her but i'm n ot sure and so i', m not gonna say anything because i don't reallly know. but i think she likesit h ere. i'm kinda sad because i think things are gonna be weird with summer. i think zack is gonna go to lincholn which isn't the coolest b/c he's one of my favorites in the whole city even though he's with brie. because i don't like him like him because i like him like him derek.... like i love him. but sometimes i talk ok to him but not to derek bgecause i'm tire dani want to go to sleep. oso i think i'k ,vgpmnna gp tp s;ee[ sp double cjeck on the supers vecause i mightas to ns ge in te righto fommerical . i hop ei fon; smole raterh thahn other thigns because i want to bo to sleep but si nce peope want to see h er thnan i think i will si gh

Final thought of the day:

Don't send e-mails when you're drunk.

Unless you want to read funny things.